Fake nails + wrapping paper = really fucking pissed of me.
It never occured to me that having fake nails would make wrapping gifts SO difficult. A bit of an over sight.
Oh well. Life goes on. I have nice nails.
:)
I finished my Christmas shopping. I'm rather broke. And will continue to be broke...I'm praying that I don't get a huge fine in court.
I would be sad.
Fact of the matter is, my having an arrest record and a conviction is punishment enough. That makes me more sad than any amount of money I may have to pay. I'll earn more money. I won't earn a "get rid of my arrest record" a far as I know.
*sighs*
And THAT is pretty awful. Lesson learned.
Next time I won't get caught...
I joke, I joke! :) Seriously. No more criminal mischief from moi.
It's Christmas time and I'm not even happy about it. I would have rather skipped Decem(n)ber all together.
I'm also rather bent at how people have been acting about it lately.
If I were a visitor from a foreign land and how no idea of Christmas, came here and saw everything I'd imagine this is what I would get:
Christmas is a time when people hang up LOTS of lights, go shopping (pulling hair to obtain specials treasuers that are really rare), driving very aggressively so as to get to these stores, and eating lots of high fat foods so as to be happy. OH, and songs about merry christmas and occasionally this Jesus character.
...
Um. Does anyone else see a problem with this? I do.
I don't want to go all dictionary on anyones ass...because that's almost as bad as forgetting what Christmas is REALLY about.
But come on. It's Mr.Christ's birthday. My guess (and of course this is only a guess because Jesus did a bit before my time, so I haven't really spoken that much with him) is that Jesus probably wouldn't really appreciate all of the frillyness of Christmas because of how MEAN (rude, awful, bitter) people act toward one another whilst trying to participate.
I had to stand on the curb at the mall the other day in rain for 5 minues because not one person could stop long enough to let me cross the street.
I suppose getting that ever elussive good parking spot was really important to getting the perfect gift in the mall.
Gotta get that awesome parking spot before that sucka does yo!
I think next year I might boycot Christmas, at least the consumer aspect of it. I won't even send out a card!
I'll send cards out in June.
"Wishing you a happy Summer"
I'll have to figure out how to better celebrate the Big J's birthday in a more appropriate manner.